Random thoughts

• Attention Toyota owners: In the rare event of your gas pedal sticking for more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury. (David Letterman)
• Three weeks after the earthquake in Haiti.... Haven't those poor people suffered enough? What they need now are the basics: clean water, food, medical supplies, clothing, shelter, sanitation.... But most of all what they need is high-level coordination and organization to get the supplies to the people.
• Don't ever confuse a radiation therapy table with a tanning bed, although both produce the same results (a sort of tan).
• Don't use the word "perky" in the same sentence as "radiation therapy."
• My head looks like someone (i.e., my neurosurgeon) used a can opener in the back and someone else (i.e., my radiation oncologist) cut some fancy crop circles on the sides. Pretty cool as a conversation piece.