Handicapped parking permit
Handicapped parking
Handicapped restrooms
Not having to drive the Banfield Freeway in the rain, during rush hour traffic.
My car takes very little gas, since I no longer have a car.
Being able to eat what I want, when I want, and as much as I want.
I get to wear my fitted Radiation Oncology mask tonight when the trick-or-treaters come to the door. Pretty scary.
I have a brain tumor; what's your excuse?
Despite what you may think, I am not a brain surgeon; I've only had the surgery.
My brain surgeon said one more hole in my head and I'll be a bowling ball.
Having hair is soooo yesterday!
I think the following posted on The Brain Tumor Foundation web site (http://www.braintumorfoundation.org) is pretty funny:
Brain Tumor Awareness Day, originally scheduled for November 14, is being re-scheduled for early 2011. The date and information for the “New” Brain Tumor Awareness Day will be announced shortly.
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